I'm going to do me driving test and Japers I must admit,
I didn't do a whole lot of studying for it,
I
read the book a couple of times, it didn't make any sense,
I don't understant those bleedin signs and I can't revese 'round
bends.
And if I fail, then that's okay, I can always do it again another day
And if
I pass, then that's okay too, then instead of you driving me I'm driving you.
The driving
instructor was a man from Kilmainham Wood,
I said well how am I doing, he said well not too good,
Keep your two hands
on the wheel remember ten to two
Don't be cutting 'round corners and check your mirrors too.
And if I fail, then that's okay, I can always do it again another day
And if I pass, then that's okay too, then
instead of you driving me I'm driving you.
Now the waiting list was two months but I was
waiting three,
I couldn't use me own car I had no N.C.T.
To drive a car these days you need to be a millionare
And
that's the price you have to pay for driving in County Clare.
And if I fail, then that's
okay, I can always do it again another day
And if I pass, then that's okay too, then instead of you driving me I'm driving
you.
So if you do your driving test you must remember this,
Always take a lesson and
don't go taking the piss
The road is a dangerous place and if you want to stay alive
If the sign says 50 it doesn't
mean 75.
And if I fail, then that's okay, I can always do it again another day
And
if I pass, then that's okay too, then instead of you driving me I'm driving you.
