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Well[G] if you got a[Em] wing-o,[G]take her up toEm ring-o,
[G]Where the waxies[Em] sing-O[G],all the[Em] day,
If you[G] had your fill of[Em] Porter,and you[G] can't go anyEm] further,
[G]Give our man the[Em] order,[G]back[D] to the[G] quay,
[Chorus]
And[G] take her up to[Em] Monto,[G]Monto,[Em]Monto,
[G]Take her up to[Em] Monto[D] Lan-ge-[G]ru,[D]to[G] you,
[2]
You heard the Duke of Gloucester,the dirty old imposter,
He took the Mot and lost her up in the Furry Glen,
He first put on his bowler,and he buttoned up his trousers,
Then he whistled for his growler,and he said my man,
[3]
You heard the Dublin Fusileers,the dirty old bamboozileers,
They went and got the childer,one,two,three,
Marching from thr linin hall,there's one for every cannonball,
And Vick's going to send them all o're the sea..
[4]
When Carey told on ''Skin The Goat'' O Donnell caught him in the boat,
He wished he'd never been afloat,the dirty skite,
It wasn't very sensible to tell on the Invincibles,
They stood up for their principles,day and night.
[5]
Now when the czar of Russia and the king of prussia,
Landed in the Phoinex in a big balloon,
They asked the polismen to play ''The Wearing Of The Green'',
But the buggers in the depot didn't know the tune.
[6]
Now the Queen she came to call on us,
She wanted to see all of us,
I' glad she didn't fall on us,she's eighyeen stone,
Mister Milord the Mayor say's she,
Is this all you've got to show for me,
Why no mam there's more to see ''Pog Mo Thoin.
Here is the sheet music, with tin whistle notes for Monto below


A ballad about the red-light district, Take Me Up To Monto, first sung in public by the internationally-famous group
the Dubliners, is widely, but incorrectly, believed to be as old as the brothel quarter it extols. In point of
fact it was written in 1958, three decades after Monto had disappeared, by George Desmond Hodnett, the well-known critic
of popular music for the Irish Times.
In the 1950s Hodnett was composing satirical tunes for revues at the Pike Theatre
in Herbert Lane and for other Dublin theatres. Take Me Up To Monto was set, slightly adapted; to the air of Johnny
McIldoo, and at the time of composition was not seriously intended for public performance. Ronnie Drew, a member of
the Dubliners, knew of the existence of Hodnett's ballad, and when he was staging a performance by the Dubliners at the
Gate Theatre in 1966 included it in the programme. It was an immediate hit.
Originally, Take Me Up To Monto was
one of half-a-dozen tunes in a song cycle, each taking off one of the stock types of folk and ballad tunes. The impression
Hodnett wanted to convey was that the tune was written about the turn of the century, with its references to the Dublin
Fusiliers, Skin-the-Goat, and now-obsolete Dublin slang. The tune has now reached the
point when it has become the folk song it originally aimed at satirising.
Ronnie Drew has said that he thought that
the origins of "Monto" lay in Hodnett's antipathy towards a particular species of "folkie": the overly serious, dry-as-dust
kind, who interminably analyse and dissect "precious" traditional songs; rather than just singing and enjoying them. Monto
was then, partly, Hodnett's "two fingers" to that sort of approach. Consequently, he is said to have been reluctant
to discuss the song, not wanting to spoil its provenance, preferring to let it make its own way in the world. He would
probably have been quite pleased to see it described as "traditional" or "anon", as it often is.
George Desmond
Hodnett (1918-90) was a native Dubliner, his father coming from a prominent Cork legal family and his mother, Lauré Faschnacht,
hailing from Murten, a small town west of Bern in Switzerland. He studied law at Trinity College, or rather, he was
supposed to. He found his true milieu in the theatrical and musical life of the city and became a regular among the bohemian
literati centred on the Catacombs in Fitzwilliam Place. Eventually he became a fixture at the Pike Theatre, where he was
resident pianist. He enjoyed a refreshment with Brendan Behan in both Dublin and London, wrote numerous songs, mostly
satirical, with titles such as "I Can't Hug My baby, But Boy Can That Credit Squeeze": a Rock n Roll spoof, and "Hogsville, Idaho";
a send-up of Oklahoma. "Hoddy", as he was affectionately known, was a real Dublin "character": an affable, amiable "eccentric";
but always his own man. Thanks goes to Jim Irvine for the above information on Monto ,thanks very
much Jim. I'll buy you a pint .'
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