When (Am)I was young I used to be
As (G)fine a man as ever you'd see
Till the (Am)Prince of Wales he said to me:
"Come and join the (G)British (Am)army"
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(Am)Toora loora loora loo,
They're (G)looking for monkeys up at the zoo
And says (Am)I: "If I had a face like you,
I'd join the (G)British (Am)army"
Oh (Am)Sarah Conlon baked a cake,
'Twas (G)all for poor oul Slattery's sake
She (Am)threw herself into the lake,
Pretending (G)she was (Am)barmy
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(Am)Corporal Daly went away,
His (G)wife got in the family way
And the (Am)only thing that she could say,
Was: "Blame the (G)British (Am)army"
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(Am)Corporal Kelly's a terrible drought,
Just (G)give him a couple of jars of stout
And he'll (Am)beat the enemy with his mouth
And save the (G)British (Am)army
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(Am)Kilted soldiers wear no drawers,
(G)Won't you kindly lend them yours
The (Am)rich must always help the poor
To save the (G)British (Am)army
Chorus
When (Am)I was young I used to be
As (G)fine a man as ever you'd see
Till the (Am)Prince of Wales he said to me:
"Come and join the (G)British (Am)army"
(Am)Toora loora loora loo,
They're (G)looking for monkeys up at the zoo
And says (Am)I: "If I had a face like you,
I'd ... the (G)British (Am)army"