Chorus:
Bugger (G)off, you (C)bastards bugger (G)off! (Fuck You!)
Bugger (Em)off, you (C)bastards bugger (D)off! (Fuck You!)
Like a (G)herd of bloody swine who re(Em)fuse to leave the (C)trough
You'll (G)get no more this (C)evening so you (D)bastards bugger (G)off
Note: The ‚’Fuck You’s’ fit to the music and should
be sung by the audience
Well you've (G)been a bloody audience, but (D)oh the time does (G)pass.
So don't you all be (Em)let the door (C)hit you in the (D)ass.
You've (C)been a splendid audience, but (G)enough is e(D)nough.
We'd (G)take it very (C)kindly if you'd (D)all just bugger (G)off!
Chorus
Here's to the (G)barkeep’s and waitresses who've been (D)servin’ you your (G)beers,
They put up with your (Em)knoxious breath and your (C)stupid drunken
(D)leers.
Be (C)leaving your money on
the (G)table when you (D)go,
To(G)morrow you'll have
a (C)throbbin’ head and (D)nothing else to (G)show
Chorus
Here's to (G)all the lovely ladies who might
be (D)waiting for the (G)band,
And thinking one of (Em)them
might make a (C)charmin’ one night (D)stand.
So
(C)please don't be offended girls this (G)song’s not meant for (D)you.
And we’re (G)happy to o(C)blige you when this (D)nasty job is (G)through.
Chorus
So now you (G)promising the ladies a (D)night of loving (G)bliss,
When truth be told you’re (Em)far to drunk to (C)stand up straight
and (D)piss.
So (C)give it up you
bloody sods you'll (G)not be getting (D)laid.
And
the (G)sooner that you're (C)out the door the (D)sooner we'll get (G)paid.
Chorus twice
You'll (G)get no more this (C)evening so you (D)bastards bugger (G)off