Gillette's the best a man can get.
Micky Heart there is none better yet
Come on Tyrone make history
We're the
best team that theres ever been.
O'h the credit crunch is killing me
I can't afford to put milk in me tea
Have ye any free tickets for the game
I'd
watch it at home but it's not the same.
The rock well is like holy water
It makes your hair grow three times faster,
Whats the story with all them beards
You
could run far quicker if you'd only shave.
Gillette's the best a man can get.
Micky Heart there is none better yet
Come on Tyrone make history
We're
the best team that theres ever been.
They've got roses down in Kerry,
In Tyrone them boys are hairy,
You know we can't afford a shave
Have ye seen
the price of them razor blades.
My mate Johnny likes a beer,
He's been to every game this year
He wears it all and the red and white crest.
Now
he's booked a room in The City West.
Gillette's the best a man can get.
Micky Heart there is none better yet
Come on Tyrone make history
We're
the best team that theres ever been.
Repeat Chorus As Many Times As You Want To.