[C]Would you close your eyes and picture, me[F] hand-cuffed
to the bed,
She's in her fish-net [C]stockings reinacting what she [G7]
read.
What[C]ever has come over her, since[F] last saturday.
When she headed into [C]town and bought, The [F]Fifty
[G7]
Shades Of [C]Grey.
Ah but [F]most of all I [G7]miss when I could[C] get a [G7]
good night's [C]sleep.
In the [F]morning when it's [G7]time for work, I'm[C] thrown
there in a [G7]heap,
Ah [C]whips and chains and bondage gear, all[F] night 'till
break of [C]day.
I'm totally demented from The Fifty [G7]Shades Of [C]Grey.
How I long to spend an hour or two just lying there on me
own.
But she's up to page 180 and she can't leave me alone.
With let's try this and let's try that and baby let's
go
play.
And sometimes she forgets herself and calls me Mr. Grey.
Ah but most of all I miss when I could get a good night's
sleep.
In the morning when it's time for work, I'm thrown there in
a heap,
Ah whips and chains and bondage gear, all night 'till break
of day.
I'm totally demented from The Fifty Shades Of Grey.
Now there was a time when what we had could be described as
tame,
Now she whips me 'till I draw the blood and I'm in woefull
pain,
I have never seen such faking, and I played G.A.A.
Ah I get no peace, there's no release from The Fifty Shades
Of Grey.
Ah but most of all I miss when I could get a good night's
sleep.
In the morning when it's time for work, I'm thrown there in
a heap,
Ah whips and chains and bondage gear, all night 'till break
of day.
I'm totally demented from The Fifty Shades Of Grey.
