We[G] bought them auld burgers in the [C]town yesterday.
We [D]brought them home and [G]had them for the tea.
There
was six in the pack and the [C]wife eat them all.
Since [D]then the auld crater hasn't [C]been well at [G]all.
Chorus.
She's
[G]been horsing around, [C]horsing around,
Since we [D]bought them auld burgers in[C]side in the [G]town.
She's been
horsing around, [C]horsing around,
Since we [D]bought them auld burgers in[C]side in the [G]town.
Around
12 O Clock we both went up to bed,
She said them auld burgers are gone to me head.
She said ''Ye Know Johnny'' I'll
have to get more,
She jumped out of bed and she ran out the door.
She's been horsing around, horsing around,
Since
we bought them auld burgers inside in the town.
She's been horsing around, horsing around,
Since we bought them auld
burgers inside in the town.
She ran down the street in her knickers and bra,
The young lad said daddy
what's wrong with me ma.
She ran down the street she was in her bare feet.
Be ''''' them burgers are full of horse meat.
Repeat
Chorus.
The priest had the runs and the doctor as well,
The Guard in the Squad car was driving like hell.
The
wife full of horse meat was first past the post.
Says the man in the shop ''She Likes Burgers And Bones''.
Repeat
Chorus.
