When[C] your scoring with a chick in a[G7] disco[C] bar
[F]Take her home in your[C] hairy little car
Then you find you[E] went to school with her[Am] ma and[F] da
Your the[C] oldest swinger in[G7] town,,[C]
When you wont look in the mirror in the light of day
Sware you've died it when your hair turns grey
When you zip up your throusers and your belly's in the way
Your the oldest swinger in town
Here you come and there you go
White wheels spots and a stero
But the engin is jacked and the driver is too
You're the oldest swinger in town
The barber takes a little less time each week
The kids dont understand a word you speak
When you walk into a disco and they offer you a seat
You're the oldest swinger in town
You prefare a pint of shandy to Bacardi and Coke
The sounds are too loud and there's too much smoke
You'd like another dance but you're afraid you'll get a stroke
You're the oldest swinger in town
Here you come with your chest all bare
A little gold ingot and a lot of gold hair
Like the disco king meets Yogi Bear
You're the oldest swinger in town
When you're feeling as stiff as a skinhead's boot
Rub on Vick's where you used to splash Brut
And the latest punk fashion is your wedding suit
You're the oldest swinger in town
When you have to go shopping for your sex appeal
Travolta's shades and nine inch heels
They say a man is just as old as the woman he feels
Yo're the oldest swinger in town
Here you come with your lips closed tight
You never smile you know it wouldn't look right
Cause your dentures glow in the ultravoilet light
You're the oldest swinger in town
And you look so mean
Cause your pants are too tight
You're the oldest swinger in town
And it takes you all night
To do what you used to do all night
You're the oldest swinger in town
