Ah [G]bought a wife in Edinbourgh [C]fur a baw bee
And then I [d]got a penny back tae buy tabaccy G]wi'
And wi'
you and wi' you and wi' [C]you, Johnny lad
I'll [D]dance the buckles off my shin wi' [D7]you my Johnny [G]lad
Now Samson was a michty man and he fed on fish and chips
He bauchled round the Gallowgate just pickin' up the
dips
And wi' you and wi' you and wi' you, Johnny lad
I'll dance the buckles off my shin wi' you my Johnny lad
Now Solomon and David led very wicked lives
Winchin' every evening wi' other peoples wives
And wi' you and
wi' you and wi' you, Johnny lad
I'll dance the buckles off my shin wi' you my Johnny lad
Every Catholic has our sympathy
They're really feeling ill
How can you love your neighbour
When the pope
has banned the pill?
And wi' you and wi' you and wi' you, Johnny lad
I'll dance the buckles off my shin wi' you my Johnny
lad
The Duke was in the parlour eating bread and honey
The Queen was in the treasury fiddling Scotland's money
And
wi' you and wi' you and wi' you, Johnny lad
I'll dance the buckles off my shin wi' you my Johnny lad
Now Johnny was a bonnie lad until they took him in
He had his operation and now they call him Mary!
And wi'
you and wi' you and wi' you, Johnny lad
I'll dance the buckles off my shin wi' you my Johnny lad
