Be careful when you're talking on the phone
Don't assume that you're together all aloan
Wires get crossed and rights
got lost along the line
The phone tap squad they can be listening all the time
Should they get wind that you have ceesed to go to mass
Or if you are anti-coursing pro divorce
If you say
you'll meet your date at The G.P.O
The phone lap squid will mark it down and away you'll go
Should you mention you have voted Sinn Sein
They'll mark you down for holidays on Ihn Curragh Plane
If they
should hear that you're opposed the nuclear war
The phone tap squad will mark your chart in Templemore
