As (C) I walked into a pub one night some (F) whiskey (G) for to (C) buy. As I staggered to the (F) public bar (G)
no one (F) could I (G) spy, Well (C) I was dissapointed and some (F) angry (/G) words I (C) said, When I (C) heard the
sound of a bang, bang, "ahh" (F) right a-(G)-bove me (C) head Yes I (C) heard the sound of a bang, bang,
"ahh" (F) right a-(G)-bove me (C) head
Well I was quick and I was slick and up them stairs I went, And I was so surprised to find the governer's wife in
bed, She was with another man, quiet anormous size, And they were having a ---right before me eyes, Yes they were
having a --- right before me eyes.
But when the fun was over and done the lady liften her head, And she was so surprised to find me standing right
beside the bed She said if you would be discrete young man and you would be so kind You too could have some of the old
,,,whenever you feel inclined You too could have some of the old ,,,whenever you feel inclined
Now many's the night and many's the dat the govener wasn't at home, For to buy some whiskey too the public house
I'd go, But not a drop would she give to me but she gave to me instead, A little bit more of the,,,and sent me home
to bed A little bit more of the,,,and sent me home to bed
Come all ye married men take heed when your going out on the town, Be sure to leave your wife at home and tie
her down, And don't take any chances and tie her down to the floor And give her enofe of the old,,, till she don't want
any more And give her enofe of the old,,, till she don't want any more.
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