Oh there is a new drug going round like a bug
It reall is a wonder drug,
It is so efected the men are so erected,
You'd
nearly be afraid to hug.
People can't explane what goes on inside their brain,
The sensation that it brings,
But
since it came along you can't go too far wrong,
For it's really put a stir on things.
And it goes bub, bitsy
bub bitsy bum,
I could pull a cow against the hill.
I'm feeling mighty great with the wife I can relate
Since I took
the viagra pill
Now I met an old man he said his race was ran,
He said he was eighty five,
He said his
wife was young and she was highly strung,
He lost that auld sex drive.
I took viagra from me pocket, he too off like
a rocket.
He turned back to me and said,
I'm going home straight away I won't even drink the tea.
For I must take
me wife to bed.
And we'll go bub, bitsy bub bitsy bum,
I could pull a cow against the hill.
I'm feeling mighty
great with the wife I can relate
Since I took the viagra pill.
Sur I met him nine months later and I swear
to God the creather,
He bought me 14 pints of stout,
He says your one of my best friends
Sure my wife is making twins,
that viagra sure helped me out,
Oh I didn't realize it would go to such a size,
And last for a solid hour,
That viagra
is the stuff you can reall call her bluff
And it suped up me auld horse power.
And it goes bub, bitsy bub
bitsy bum,
I could pull a cow against the hill.
I'm feeling mighty great with the wife I can relate
Since I took
the viagra pill.
That viagra is the cure of that you can be sure,
Saving marriages all over the place,
There's
people going around,
A new lease of life they found,
With a happy smile upon their face.
Sure it happened to meself
I was left there on the shelf,
Sure me auld sex life was nearly gone,
And now I'm always giddy when I see above her
diddy,
Sure the hand brake is always on.
And I go bub, bitsy bub bitsy bum,
I could pull a cow against
the hill.
I'm feeling mighty great with the wife I can relate
Since I took the viagra pill.
Up ye boy ye.
