Toor a (D)loo, toor a loo, toor a (G)loo, toor a (D)lam
There's no one as Irish as (A)Dave Came[D]ron
You[D] don't believe me but [A]what can you[D] say
Cameron's Irish as [A]Galway Bay
His [D]granny's grate granny from[G] Waterford [D]Town
Dorothy Jordon a[A]dress of re[D]nown.
Toor a (D)loo, toor a loo, toor a (G)loo, toor a (D)lam
There's no one as Irish as (A)Dave Came[D]ron
He's as Irish as New York on Saint Paddy's day
The first Green Tory to go all the way
He cycles his bike to work every day
He's waiting for Brown to cycle away
Toor a (D)loo, toor a loo, toor a (G)loo, toor a (D)lam
There's no one as Irish as (A)Dave Came[D]ron
From the mountains of Mourne to the village of Cong
There's no one as Irish as Dave Cameron
He's accent is plummy, he learned it at Eton
But inside our David there's an Irish heart beating
Has no time for chancers, villains or rogues
His favorite band, Shane MacGowan And The Pogues
Toor a (D)loo, toor a loo, toor a (G)loo, toor a (D)lam
There's no one as Irish as (A)Dave Came[D]ron
2010 will Downing Street scream
A Paddy will go to visit the queen
Good old queen Lizzy will be charmed of her feet.
An Irish prime minister in Downing Street.
Toor a (D)loo, toor a loo, toor a (G)loo, toor a (D)lam
There's no one as Irish as (A)Dave Came[D]ron
O'Bama and Kennedy and Eve Peron
There's no one as Irish as Dave Cameron
