At the football match there was a row
About that row I'll tell you now
The ref. was kicked by three
or four
Say nothing now 'till you hear more.
Will you tell us will you tell us where
the ref. was kicked
Say nothing now 'till you hear more
Tell us, tell us, tell us, ah tell us please tell us
Will
you tell us please Johnny where the ref. was kicked.
The goalie was a horse of an ass
of a man
In the goal mouth now he did stand
He wasn't big nor he wasn't small
He never ever let in the ball.
Will you tell us will you tell us where the ref. was kicked
Say nothing now 'till you hear more
Tell us, tell
us, tell us, ah tell us please tell us
Will you tell us please Johnny where the ref. was kicked.
Teams were all togged out on style,
Played great football for a while
Goalie got a quare lock boulder
Kicked
the forward in the sholder
Ref. ran up and blew his whistle
He gave the goalie his dismissal
The goalie started to
curse and swear
Next thing there were fists flying everywhere.
Will you tell us will
you tell us where the ref. was kicked
Say nothing now 'till you hear more
Tell us, tell us, tell us, ah tell us please
tell us
Will you tell us please Johnny where the ref. was kicked.
Players all started
for to fight
Who was wrong or who was right
Supporters all jumped across the fence
Have'nt see the poor old ref.
since.
Will you tell us will you tell us where the ref. was kicked
Say nothing now
'till you hear more
Tell us, tell us, tell us, ah tell us please tell us
Will you tell us please Johnny where the ref.
was kicked.
He was kicked between the whistle and the full time score
He was kicked
between the whistle and the full time score
Be the holy man that must have been soar.
