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The Water Meter Lyrics Hay lad did ye get the water meter yet
?
Chorus
Now they put the water meter just outside our gate
There's no point in complaining sure now it is too late
To
keep the water charges down there's one thing we can do
Don't ever flush the toilet 'till we all go to the loo.
If you want to save on water you'll have to be discrete
Don't leave the tap a
running when you brush your teeth
Don't ever fill the kettle when your making tea
And when you have a shower don't stay
in there all day.
Don't leave the tapa a running that's money down the drain
If your old
pipes are leaking, more Euros you'll be paying
Believe or believe not a quare thing I'll tell you
One third of all the
water used is flushed down the loo
Now they put the water meter just outside our gate
There's
no point in complaining sure now it is too late
To keep the water charges down there's one thing we can do
Don't ever
flush the toilet 'till we all go to the loo.
The ABC Song Lyrics By Richie abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
Oh
hi diddle diddle the cat done a piddle all over the kitchen floor
The little dog laughed to see such fun so the cat done
a little bit more.
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Oh Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water
Jill came
down with a half a crown and it wasn't for carrying water,
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Oh Jack be nimble Jack be quick
Jack jumped over the candle stick
Silly boy he should have jumped higher, goodness gratious big balls of fire.
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Oh
Mary had a little Lamb her father shot it dead
Now she brings the Lamb to school between two bits of bread.
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Is
the door open there lads ? cause this is the last one
This is the naughty one
Oh there was a young Nun called Vera who
wouldn't let anyone near her
But a crafty old munk got into her bunk and now she's the mother superior
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz. Goin' To A Wedding Lyrics
Twas a day in May a very fine day,
there's going to be a wedding I hear them say
So we hit the Church without delay, and that was the start of a great old
day.
In steps the groom and his brother too, they step up there to the very first pew
He hopes that she'll be
here by two, oh he hopes that she'll be here by two.
There's a car outside I think it's the bride she's walking
up the isle with her daddy at her side
And the groom's eyes they open so wide, and the grooms eyes they open so wide.
Twas
a day in May a very fine day, there's going to be a wedding I hear them say
So we hit the Church without delay, and that
was the start of a great old day.
Well the organist sings and the wedding begins it isn't very long 'till they have
the two rings,
Gold and silver and all them things, gold and silver and all them things.
Well the time did come
and they signed the book the priest he wished them luck
We're glad the hotel is booked, oh we're glad the hotel is booked.
Well
they cut the cake and the speeches made the bride and the groom they're looking great
Twas a grand lump of turkey on me
plate, twas a grand lump of turkey on me plate.
Well the band starts playing oh so loud, the bride and the groom
they looked so proud,
As they danced around there through the crowd, as they danced around there through the croud.
Well
the end of the day, sure it comes too soon, now you'll both go on your honeymoon
We hope to see you very soon, toor a loor
a laddie oh, we hope you have a nice honeymoon.
A Little Woman A Me Own
I am a small farmer living
here on me own
I wish I had a little woman of me own.
Tom Cruse I wish I liked like you,
But the way I am sure I'll
have to do.
I have a bed made out of an oak tree,
It was made for two not just for
me,
I have yokes in my house since me mammy's time,
There are quare yokes these yokes of mine.
Chorus
I am a small farmer living here on me own
I wish I had a little woman of me own.
Tom Cruse I wish
I liked like you,
But the way I am sure I'll have to do.
Me hair is kind of turning
grey,
So I got a bottle of dye the other day,
It was a kind of a sort of a mousey brown
Be the gorra man I'm going
to go to town
Repeat Chorus.
I went to a country and western dance,
But the girls
that were there didn't give me a chance,
I me Morris Minor I headed on home,
Woke up in the morning in the bed all alone.
Repeat
chorus.
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