How is the car going Johnny ? It's not going too bad.
How long have you her now ?
Me car is over ten years old, years ago sure I should have sold
But I love me car sure it is the best,
though
I know it won't pass the N.C.T. test
Oh the exause is blown and she's burning oil
When
I start her she blows smoke for a while
I need to give the brakes a pump
And the dirty auld oil leaking from the sump.
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Oh the N.C.T. I'll never pass the test
I love me little car she is the best
Me car is over ten years
old
But I'm not sorry that I never sold.
Oh the wings are rusty and the bumper is gone
I
have two lights a bulb in one
Worn wipers windscreen is scratched
And neither of the tyres on the wheels do match.
Oh the N.C.T. I'll never pass the test
I love me little car she is the best
Me car is over ten years old
But
I'm not sorry that I never sold.
Sometimes a scratching noise I hear
The clutch starts
slipping going into gear
Now it's very hard to close the bonnet
Since the day at the mart when the cow jumped on it.
Oh the N.C.T. I'll never pass the test
I love me little car she is the best
Me car is over ten years old
But
I'm not sorry that I never sold.
On a journey she still keeps tippin' along
I know
there's a quare lot of things gone wrong,
But she never broke down in ten years,
I never had a crash me insurance is
clear.
Oh the N.C.T. I'll never pass the test
I love me little car she is the best
Me
car is over ten years old
But I'm not sorry that I never sold
